Friday, September 08, 2006
Hong Kong Disney is labeled as our economic savior. Government tries to cash in on the growing number of tourists. Everyone believes it can become a big spot and bankable area in Hong Kong. Despite a number of negative rumor came from this area, I designed to feel a great mystical adventure in the island.
This is not a curt journey. I carefully planned for two hours. This is not my habit to prepare a sophisticated plan since I born. Being a professional tourist guide to serve my girl friend, I need to prevent any postponement. If not, I need to suffer a number of blame for few hours.
After we have taken some photo in the entry, I heard a stream sound from a middle-century America stream train. In fact, it was not forced by stream power. The train took us around 15 minutes to run around the whole area. At the end, we arrived the entry again.
In front of my eyes is the Main Street USA. Couple of middle-Century stores stay on the road side, they created a great picture as the starting point of the park. At the end of the street is the Fantasy Land, a sleeping beauty castle settled in a rightful place and attracting us to take a photo for the wonderful landscape.
In the meanwhile, we braced up to forget all of the attractive products and strutted to our target Tomorrow Land. We designed to return the Main Street in the evening. Buzz Lightyear is the main character in the land and is my small nephew’s favorite. I intended to buy a Buzz Lightyear Robot to him a year ago. Eventually I fulfilled his dream on that day. But I paid not only the money and also a dispute with my girl friend for the toy. Let’s move on, our first attraction is the Space Mountain, it gave me the deepest impression for the whole day. A lightness Roller coaster inside a giant area, it synchronized with speed, light and music effect to create one more scare memory in my life. I try to pray god to save my life when I yelled inside the roller coaster. Until the end of the game, I reminded myself to try it one more time today.
Although the other facilities were not bad however I didn’t get any joy from them. And a rain stopped our act overwhelmingly, so we adjusted our plan to take a lunch first. The food quality is not bad when comparing with Ocean Park. I had a nightmare in there before. So I could satisfy with it.
Luckily, the rain stopped after our lunch. We could proceed to our next destination Fantasy Land. A huge sleeping beauty castle built behind a bridge, Snow White Grotto stayed beside it. We totally missed this part and it didn’t catch our eyes at all.
Couples of fairytale characters are working inside this Land. Childs carried all smiles in their face and were taking photo with their dream character. But I weary with such fictitious act, as long as they take off their cloth, a real human will be discovered. Humaneness could not be found at all. How to improve the humanism? I don’t know. Perhaps they will be replaced by robot few year’s later.
Beneath the castle wall, a cottage workshop was selling Merlin's treasures. You can buy wizard’s treasures in there. Disney Land succeeded to capitalize on their sensibility and imagination. It had made big bucks yet.
Mickey's PhilharMagic and Golden Mickeys at Disney's Storybook Theater spelled my heart. Mickey's PhilharMagic rolled out a mystical story combined with Disney characters. We need to wear 3D glasses to feel an amazing adventure with music, wind, water and smell. Evidently a great praise is usual in there. Donald Duck was flying in front of our seats. Cake flavor was running on the air. Wind was blowing into our faces. In the Golden Mickeys, professional artists were dancing on the stage. Number of Disney main films shown as spectacular musical extravaganza.
Winnie the Pooh is the other important character in there, crowd of people waiting to enjoy a stereotypical storybook adventure. But I think it has the potential to be crowned the most unbelievable ordeal in Disney. We used 30 minutes to await this adventure and few seconds to make me sleepy.
Pageant was started at 3:30. People were standing one the road side. My girl friend was preparing her camera to take a great shot with Disney characters. And I was sweating and standing under an umbrella. Anyway it is an attractive act, you cannot miss it.
To be continued….
This is not a curt journey. I carefully planned for two hours. This is not my habit to prepare a sophisticated plan since I born. Being a professional tourist guide to serve my girl friend, I need to prevent any postponement. If not, I need to suffer a number of blame for few hours.
After we have taken some photo in the entry, I heard a stream sound from a middle-century America stream train. In fact, it was not forced by stream power. The train took us around 15 minutes to run around the whole area. At the end, we arrived the entry again.
In front of my eyes is the Main Street USA. Couple of middle-Century stores stay on the road side, they created a great picture as the starting point of the park. At the end of the street is the Fantasy Land, a sleeping beauty castle settled in a rightful place and attracting us to take a photo for the wonderful landscape.
In the meanwhile, we braced up to forget all of the attractive products and strutted to our target Tomorrow Land. We designed to return the Main Street in the evening. Buzz Lightyear is the main character in the land and is my small nephew’s favorite. I intended to buy a Buzz Lightyear Robot to him a year ago. Eventually I fulfilled his dream on that day. But I paid not only the money and also a dispute with my girl friend for the toy. Let’s move on, our first attraction is the Space Mountain, it gave me the deepest impression for the whole day. A lightness Roller coaster inside a giant area, it synchronized with speed, light and music effect to create one more scare memory in my life. I try to pray god to save my life when I yelled inside the roller coaster. Until the end of the game, I reminded myself to try it one more time today.
Although the other facilities were not bad however I didn’t get any joy from them. And a rain stopped our act overwhelmingly, so we adjusted our plan to take a lunch first. The food quality is not bad when comparing with Ocean Park. I had a nightmare in there before. So I could satisfy with it.
Luckily, the rain stopped after our lunch. We could proceed to our next destination Fantasy Land. A huge sleeping beauty castle built behind a bridge, Snow White Grotto stayed beside it. We totally missed this part and it didn’t catch our eyes at all.
Couples of fairytale characters are working inside this Land. Childs carried all smiles in their face and were taking photo with their dream character. But I weary with such fictitious act, as long as they take off their cloth, a real human will be discovered. Humaneness could not be found at all. How to improve the humanism? I don’t know. Perhaps they will be replaced by robot few year’s later.
Beneath the castle wall, a cottage workshop was selling Merlin's treasures. You can buy wizard’s treasures in there. Disney Land succeeded to capitalize on their sensibility and imagination. It had made big bucks yet.
Mickey's PhilharMagic and Golden Mickeys at Disney's Storybook Theater spelled my heart. Mickey's PhilharMagic rolled out a mystical story combined with Disney characters. We need to wear 3D glasses to feel an amazing adventure with music, wind, water and smell. Evidently a great praise is usual in there. Donald Duck was flying in front of our seats. Cake flavor was running on the air. Wind was blowing into our faces. In the Golden Mickeys, professional artists were dancing on the stage. Number of Disney main films shown as spectacular musical extravaganza.
Winnie the Pooh is the other important character in there, crowd of people waiting to enjoy a stereotypical storybook adventure. But I think it has the potential to be crowned the most unbelievable ordeal in Disney. We used 30 minutes to await this adventure and few seconds to make me sleepy.
Pageant was started at 3:30. People were standing one the road side. My girl friend was preparing her camera to take a great shot with Disney characters. And I was sweating and standing under an umbrella. Anyway it is an attractive act, you cannot miss it.
To be continued….
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Saturday, June 17, 2006
Thursday, June 15, 2006
春田花花同學會 > 教你乜野係point
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrh8SeRv6Bc
墨斗先生 > 搞鬼銀行經理
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma4FkcpTI9M
大丈夫 > 網吧老闆巴治奧
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJpGOWzLY3M
絕世好賓 > 一人分飾七角
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvsnSiB0oxs
絕世好B > 變態心理醫生
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB4xiLYW8fM
公主復仇記 > 星際隊長探索黑洞
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lAHKA9W2hk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrh8SeRv6Bc
墨斗先生 > 搞鬼銀行經理
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma4FkcpTI9M
大丈夫 > 網吧老闆巴治奧
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJpGOWzLY3M
絕世好賓 > 一人分飾七角
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvsnSiB0oxs
絕世好B > 變態心理醫生
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB4xiLYW8fM
公主復仇記 > 星際隊長探索黑洞
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lAHKA9W2hk
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
(日本東京)在人流不息的銀座廣場,一日本男子不小心刮開了一日本單身女人的超短裙,日本男人還沒有開口,那日本單身女人一個 90度的大鞠躬:"不好意思 ,給您添麻煩了,都怪裙子的質料不好 ......" 說完,一個害羞的神情 ,匆匆走掉
(美國紐約) 在人來人往的時代廣場 ,一美國男子不小心刮開了一美國單身女人的超短裙,美國男人還沒開口,那美國單身女人立刻從身上摸出一張名片來:"這是我律師的電話 ,他會找你詳細談關于你性騷擾我的事情,你可以做好準備, 我 們 法庭上見......"說完 ,記下美國男子的姓名電話,揚頭走掉
(法國巴黎)在聞名于世的凱旋門廣場上,一法國男子不小心刮開了一法國單身女人的超短裙 , 法國男人還沒開口,那法國單身女人咯咯一笑 ,然後細手搭肩的說道: "如果你不介意的話 ,送我一枝玫瑰來向我道歉......" 說完 ,法國男人從花店買了一枝玫瑰,還請她去酒吧喝上一杯 ,然後兩人一起去一家小旅館再研究一下超短裙以內的事情
( 英國倫敦)在泰晤士河邊的教堂廣場上 ,一英國男子不小心刮開了一英國單身女人的超短裙,英國男人還沒開口,那英國單身女人忙用手裡的報紙遮住裙子開了的部分,紅著臉說 : "先生,可以先送我回家嗎 ? 我家就在前面不遠......" 說完 ,英國男人把自己的上衣脫下來,披在她身 ,叫了一輛的士,安全的把她送到家,換過一件裙子
(中國重慶) 在人頭簇動的解放碑前 ,一重慶男子不小心刮開了一重慶單身女人的超短裙,重慶男人還沒開口,那重慶單身女人揚手一記響亮的耳光,還抓住重慶男人的脖領子不放 : " 你這個寶器!敢吃老娘豆腐 ,跟我見110去 ......"
(台灣西 門町)在台灣的西門町裡 ,一台灣男子不小心刮開了一女學生的超短學生裙,台灣男人還沒開口,那個女學生咯咯一笑,對著他說 :"價錢還沒談好就要先看貨了啊 ?"
(香港銅 鑼灣) 在人山人海的時代廣場 ,一中年男子不小心刮開了一年約18歲女生的超短裙 ,中年男人還沒有開口,那女生就開口 : "我 X 你老母呀 ! 你當我流料架!?你咪 X走呀 !我依家吹雞收你皮!"
(美國紐約) 在人來人往的時代廣場 ,一美國男子不小心刮開了一美國單身女人的超短裙,美國男人還沒開口,那美國單身女人立刻從身上摸出一張名片來:"這是我律師的電話 ,他會找你詳細談關于你性騷擾我的事情,你可以做好準備, 我 們 法庭上見......"說完 ,記下美國男子的姓名電話,揚頭走掉
(法國巴黎)在聞名于世的凱旋門廣場上,一法國男子不小心刮開了一法國單身女人的超短裙 , 法國男人還沒開口,那法國單身女人咯咯一笑 ,然後細手搭肩的說道: "如果你不介意的話 ,送我一枝玫瑰來向我道歉......" 說完 ,法國男人從花店買了一枝玫瑰,還請她去酒吧喝上一杯 ,然後兩人一起去一家小旅館再研究一下超短裙以內的事情
( 英國倫敦)在泰晤士河邊的教堂廣場上 ,一英國男子不小心刮開了一英國單身女人的超短裙,英國男人還沒開口,那英國單身女人忙用手裡的報紙遮住裙子開了的部分,紅著臉說 : "先生,可以先送我回家嗎 ? 我家就在前面不遠......" 說完 ,英國男人把自己的上衣脫下來,披在她身 ,叫了一輛的士,安全的把她送到家,換過一件裙子
(中國重慶) 在人頭簇動的解放碑前 ,一重慶男子不小心刮開了一重慶單身女人的超短裙,重慶男人還沒開口,那重慶單身女人揚手一記響亮的耳光,還抓住重慶男人的脖領子不放 : " 你這個寶器!敢吃老娘豆腐 ,跟我見110去 ......"
(台灣西 門町)在台灣的西門町裡 ,一台灣男子不小心刮開了一女學生的超短學生裙,台灣男人還沒開口,那個女學生咯咯一笑,對著他說 :"價錢還沒談好就要先看貨了啊 ?"
(香港銅 鑼灣) 在人山人海的時代廣場 ,一中年男子不小心刮開了一年約18歲女生的超短裙 ,中年男人還沒有開口,那女生就開口 : "我 X 你老母呀 ! 你當我流料架!?你咪 X走呀 !我依家吹雞收你皮!"
Saturday, January 28, 2006
歌曲：霍元甲
歌手：周杰伦 专辑：霍元甲
吓命有几回合擂台等着生死状赢了什么冷笑着
天下谁的第一又如何止干戈我辈尚武德
我的拳脚了得却奈何徒增虚名一个
江湖难测谁是强者谁争一统武林的资格
小城里岁月流过去清澈的勇气洗涤过的回忆我记得你骄傲的活下去
霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍家拳的套路招式灵活
我我我我我我我我活着生命就该完整渡过
我我我我我我我我过错软弱从来不属于我
霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍我们精武出手无人能躲
歌手：周杰伦 专辑：霍元甲
吓命有几回合擂台等着生死状赢了什么冷笑着
天下谁的第一又如何止干戈我辈尚武德
我的拳脚了得却奈何徒增虚名一个
江湖难测谁是强者谁争一统武林的资格
小城里岁月流过去清澈的勇气洗涤过的回忆我记得你骄傲的活下去
霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍家拳的套路招式灵活
我我我我我我我我活着生命就该完整渡过
我我我我我我我我过错软弱从来不属于我
霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍我们精武出手无人能躲
霍元甲（1868-1910）
字俊卿，祖籍河北省東光安樂屯，世居天津靜海小南河村，為精武體育會創始人，近代著名愛國武術家。
霍元甲幼時體弱多病。其父霍恩第是名顯一時的秘宗拳師。他擔心元甲習武日後有損霍家名聲，拒不授藝於他。但元甲志存高遠，他日日留心，處處參察，偷藝于父傳兄弟之機。苦練于舍外棗林之僻。後為父知，受責。元甲保證絕不與人比武，不辱霍家門面，方准父兄一起習武。 元甲天資聰穎，毅力驚人，功藝長兄亢進，在兄弟之中出類超群。父見 此，一改舊念，悉心傳藝於他。後元甲以武會友，融合各家之長，將祖傳「秘宗拳」發展為「迷宗藝」，使祖傳拳藝達到了新的高峰。
光緒22年（1896），山東大俠劉振聲慕名來津，求拜於元甲門下。霍察其正直，遂收為弟子。從此破了霍家拳「傳內不傳外」的先例。 元甲俠肝義膽。光緒24年（1898），譚嗣同變法遇難，大刀 王五（王子斌）避難津門，與元甲一見如故，遂成至交。後王子斌在京遇難，被八國聯軍梟首示眾。元甲與劉振聲潛入京城，盜回首級，並取得《老殘遊記》作者劉鶚協助，將義士身首合葬，盡了朋友之義。
宣統元年（1909），英國大力士奧皮音在上海登廣告，辱我「東亞病夫」。霍應友人邀赴上海約期比武。懾于霍元甲拳威，對方以萬金作押要挾，元甲在友人支援下，答應願出萬金作押。對方一再拖延，元甲在報上刊登廣告，文曰：「世譏我國為病夫國，我即病夫國中一病夫，願與天下健者一試。「並聲言」專收外國大力士，雖銅筋鐵骨，無所惴焉！「霍公之聲威使奧皮音未敢交手即破膽而逃，連公證人，操辦者也逃之夭夭。
1910年6月1日，霍元甲在農勁蓀等武術界同仁協助下，在上海創辦了「中國精武體操會」（後改名「精武體育會」）。孫中山先生讚揚霍元甲「欲使國強，非人人習武不可」之信念和將霍家拳公諸於世的高風亮節，親筆寫下了「尚武精神」四個大字，惠贈精武體育會。 1910年9月，日本柔道會會長率十餘名技擊高手與霍較藝，敗在霍的手下。日本 人奉以酒筵，席間見霍嗆咳，薦日醫為治，霍公一生坦直，不意中毒於9月14日身亡。終年42歲。後上海精武會由元甲之弟元卿、次子東閣任教。各地分會相繼分起，十數年後，海內外精武分會達43處，會員逾40萬之眾。
字俊卿，祖籍河北省東光安樂屯，世居天津靜海小南河村，為精武體育會創始人，近代著名愛國武術家。
霍元甲幼時體弱多病。其父霍恩第是名顯一時的秘宗拳師。他擔心元甲習武日後有損霍家名聲，拒不授藝於他。但元甲志存高遠，他日日留心，處處參察，偷藝于父傳兄弟之機。苦練于舍外棗林之僻。後為父知，受責。元甲保證絕不與人比武，不辱霍家門面，方准父兄一起習武。 元甲天資聰穎，毅力驚人，功藝長兄亢進，在兄弟之中出類超群。父見 此，一改舊念，悉心傳藝於他。後元甲以武會友，融合各家之長，將祖傳「秘宗拳」發展為「迷宗藝」，使祖傳拳藝達到了新的高峰。
光緒22年（1896），山東大俠劉振聲慕名來津，求拜於元甲門下。霍察其正直，遂收為弟子。從此破了霍家拳「傳內不傳外」的先例。 元甲俠肝義膽。光緒24年（1898），譚嗣同變法遇難，大刀 王五（王子斌）避難津門，與元甲一見如故，遂成至交。後王子斌在京遇難，被八國聯軍梟首示眾。元甲與劉振聲潛入京城，盜回首級，並取得《老殘遊記》作者劉鶚協助，將義士身首合葬，盡了朋友之義。
宣統元年（1909），英國大力士奧皮音在上海登廣告，辱我「東亞病夫」。霍應友人邀赴上海約期比武。懾于霍元甲拳威，對方以萬金作押要挾，元甲在友人支援下，答應願出萬金作押。對方一再拖延，元甲在報上刊登廣告，文曰：「世譏我國為病夫國，我即病夫國中一病夫，願與天下健者一試。「並聲言」專收外國大力士，雖銅筋鐵骨，無所惴焉！「霍公之聲威使奧皮音未敢交手即破膽而逃，連公證人，操辦者也逃之夭夭。
1910年6月1日，霍元甲在農勁蓀等武術界同仁協助下，在上海創辦了「中國精武體操會」（後改名「精武體育會」）。孫中山先生讚揚霍元甲「欲使國強，非人人習武不可」之信念和將霍家拳公諸於世的高風亮節，親筆寫下了「尚武精神」四個大字，惠贈精武體育會。 1910年9月，日本柔道會會長率十餘名技擊高手與霍較藝，敗在霍的手下。日本 人奉以酒筵，席間見霍嗆咳，薦日醫為治，霍公一生坦直，不意中毒於9月14日身亡。終年42歲。後上海精武會由元甲之弟元卿、次子東閣任教。各地分會相繼分起，十數年後，海內外精武分會達43處，會員逾40萬之眾。
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
一個男孩問他的媽媽：『你為甚麼要哭呢？』媽媽說：『因為我是女人啊。』男孩說：『我不懂。』他媽媽抱起他說：『你永遠不會懂得。』後來小男孩就問他爸爸：『媽媽為甚麼毫無理由的哭呢？』『所有女人都這樣。』他爸爸回答。小男孩長成了一個男人，但仍舊不懂女生為甚麼哭泣。最後，他打電話給上帝；當上帝拿起電話時，他問道：『上帝，女生為甚麼那麼容易哭泣呢？』 上帝回答說：『當我創造女生時，讓她很特別。我使她的肩膀能挑起整個世界的重擔；並且，又柔情似水。』『我讓她的內心很堅強，能夠承受分娩的痛苦和忍受自己孩子多次的拒絕。』『我賦予她耐心，使她在別人放棄的時候繼續堅持，並且無怨無悔的照顧自己的家人，渡過疾病和疲勞。』『我賦予她在任何情況下，都會愛孩子的感情，即使她的孩子傷害了她。』『我賦予她包容她丈夫過錯的堅強和用他的勒骨塑成她來保護他的心。』『我賦予她智慧，讓她知道一個好丈夫是絕不會傷害他的妻子的，但有時我也會考驗她支持自己丈夫的決心和堅強。』『最後，我讓她可以流淚。只要她願意。這是她所獨有的。』『你看，女生的漂亮不是因為她穿的衣服、她保持的體型或者她梳頭的方式。女生的漂亮，必須從她的眼睛中去看，因為那是她心靈的窗戶和愛居住的地方。』
